Baby Hippo Toilet Fail, at the Reclining Buddha, Bangkok
When people tell me they don’t poop in public, I never really believe them. I mean, if you don’t poop in public, where do you poop? Do you really want to be that disciplined? It seems a big sacrifice for a little privacy. There are no ifs, ands, or butts about it, I squat firmly in the poop-in-public camp.*
Because I poop in public:
- I can eat whatever I want, wherever I want, whenever I want, with whomever I want.
- I can get messy. Life is messy.
- I can travel and not worry about being somewhere private by the time my bowels get kickin’.
- I can LIVE in a world where I’m never poop-shy.
A room with a toilet is always a happy room…in the end 😀
Living in a poop-anywhere world is my only option. I travel often, eat questionable food with unmatched zeal, and experience spontaneous pleasures that the poop-shy only dream about. It’s true, this line of thinking leads to both good and crappy times.** But I’m not complaining. It might be your oyster, but the world is my bathroom stall.
*I know…I couldn’t help it.
**Yeah, you really should have expected that.
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I poop in public all the time! I have IBS so it’s kid of necessary to poop whenever I need to
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Yay! The more the merrier (but maybe stinkier) 😀
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LOL! This was a funny start to my Monday morning. I have no quarrels about pooping in public, but I do get ansy if there’s people outside the stall. >.<
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Hahaha…that reminds me of men being ‘pee-shy’ (embarrassed to pee). Good luck next time! 😉
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Everyone poops. =)
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Do people really not poop in public? I mean, especially while travelling, that just seems a bit impossible. Haha
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I assume most people do. I’m thinking of friends of friends who actively try to avoid pooping in public (i.e. malls), which is, if you count hostels as public, definitely impossible, depending on your diet.
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